I think I may have a sleeping disorder--not that it matters to the average viewer. Hell, as a matter of fact, fuck the average viewer.
Let me tell you a little bit about myself that your wise-ass might not already know, I go by vH, I like to shoot zingers, and I have a lifetime subscription to Playboy.
Now. If you're here to find another average blog to view, to find another man bitching and whining about his daily life, then you're at the wrong place. If you're looking for deep insightful readings, then you're at the wrong place. If you're looking for adult content, we can work something out.
The only thing you're going to get out of my midnight musings is mindless babbling and dabbling about my masturbational habits and degrading commentaries regarding females and ethnic minorities. So if you're already thinking that you're not gonna get much out of it, then shut the fuck up, log off your computer, and go get some fresh air.
This is my brain-fart blog...or, if you will--my dirty-laundry blog. This is where I'll be posting the most meaningless of society's fucked-up ways, the highest aspirations of the revelationary pothead, and everything-the-hell-in-between, okay pumpkin?
Good to see we're getting along so well, so if you aren't hating me yet, and if you can keep up, then sit your ass down and listen up.
-vH
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